Bra Too Fucking Small, Straps Too Fucking Big

Bras: they never fucking fit. A 2008 survey, conducted by fucking bra manufacturer Triumph, determined that 80 percent of women were wearing the wrong fucking bra size. Of those women, 70 percent were wearing bras that were too fucking small and the other 10 percent were wearing bras that were too fucking big. With that large of a disconnect, it caused our team to discuss… maybe the bra industry is the fucking problem.

We set out to fucking investigate.

We went undercover to have a fucking bra fitting. We bought the fucking recommended bra and it fit fine. Professional bra fit expert Meghan Delaney of Aerie even told us it fit fucking fine. One month later, the bra is too fucking small but the straps are too fucking big.

With results like this, our newsroom is forced to ask: what the literal fuck, Aerie?

“An ill-fitted bra can happen for any number of reasons. Elastic stretches and underwire wears over time. More importantly, women’s bodies change frequently and we recommend getting refitted every 6-8 months to make sure the bra size you’re wearing is still a good fit for you. “ Claimed Meghan. “Also, I make 8 dollars an hour and I’m just trying to do my job. Please stop calling here.”

So there you fucking have it. Bras are one mystery we’ll never fucking solve.

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