Calling All Fashionistas! Nuclear Winter Trends to Watch For in 2018

Well ladies, nuclear winter may be creeping up on us sooner than we ever imagined! But don’t fret, we’ve got you covered. Here are four fashion trends to keep an eye out for when the cold, post apocalyptic world becomes your reality.

 

Millennial Pink Gas Mask

Nothing quite says manic pixie dream girl like a fun, quirky, millennial pink gas mask. Not only is it cute and functional because of all that pesky soot filling the atmosphere, but it screams “I am so up to date on the hottest color of the season but also am just trying to literally survive this nightmare on earth!!! And oh my god, a gas mask! Gas masks remind me of when we all loved Breaking Bad and could lay comfortably in our own beds, snacking and watching Netflix and none of us worried that we may never see the sun again!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

Braids, braids, braids!

Braids will be coming in hot (or should we say cold???) this season! Every post apocalyptic babe needs some way to keep her hair out of her face while she’s feeling her way through the new normal of perpetual darkness. And, with your braid paired with the mass starvations across the nation, Katniss Everdeen will have nothing on you.

 

Candy Necklaces

Helloooooo the 90s are BACK! And what screams 90s better than those candy necklaces you wore as a kid in the 90s? Also, when all of our natural resources are completely and entirely depleted because no one could have prepared for this and there are literally no sources of food to be found on the planet, your necklace can be multifunctional and serve as a final snack to keep you alive for just a few more hours!

 

Belted Waist Down Coat Handmade From the Goose Feathers You Found Scattered Throughout the Park From Geese That Were Immediately Vaporized Two Months Ago in the Attack

In the months following a nuclear war, down coats will be everyone’s new LBD–cute, simple, and practical, especially when you can’t remember the last time something fell from the sky that wasn’t nuclear fallout. And if any geese survived the total annihilation of life as we know it, they’ll definitely be hard to come by, because their food sources are also dead! So whip up your own coat with what you’ve got and strut your stuff, girlfriend! And why a belted waist? Well to keep your coat on your ever shrinking body that lacks the basic nutrients to keep functioning, silly!

Take a chill pill, girl! There’s not much you can do to prevent the imminent break out of WWIII, but know that you’re wardrobe will be totally covered for the dystopian world you’ll be living in shortly after!

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