Chrissy Teigen Is Praised for Speaking Her Mind, So Why Am I Punished for Calling Jamie a Lil Slut?

Everyone loves Chrissy Teigen because she’s unapologetically herself. She’s not afraid to speak her mind, no matter what people think. So how come it’s okay when Chrissy Teigen does it, but everyone’s all up in arms that I called Jamie a “lil’ slut”?

Whenever something bothers Chrissy Teigen, she says something! Like that time she called people out for telling her how to hold her baby. Serves them right! So why is it such a big deal that I called my friend the town bicycle? This doesn’t seem like a fair system.

Even if her opinions are uncommon, she still isn’t afraid to speak up. Remember when Chrissy Teigen tweeted in support of Logan Paul? That was kind of weird, but she still got away it! Kind of seems unjust that I’d get blocked from Twitter for saying Jamie was a loosey goosey skank.

Look, I get that Chrissy Teigen is famous and I’m not, but rules are rules. If the public is going to commend Chrissy’s outspokenness, then I want the same treatment. I should be able to call Jamie a hoochie whore whose hair looks like it was pulled out of the drain and taped on her head. It’s only fair!!!

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