Get Your Bone Broth Out Of My Fucking Face

Listen, Angela, I’m super proud of you. It’s so impressive that you went to the butcher all by yourself and that you had them save the best bits of the pig’s foot and face ~just~ for your bone broth. Yeah, it’s super cool that you made it all by yourself, rather than get it from the store but….

GET YOUR BONE BROTH OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Erica, I know that bone broth is good for gut health (??????) but your $16 bone broth is giving me a really negative vibe right now and I just need you, to please, GET YOUR BONE BROTH OUT OF MY MOTHER-FUCK-ING FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, you guys, I’m not trying to be a binch about it. I am still down to go lurk outside the hospital and see what bones we can get our moisturized little hands on. Seriously, I’m down to help but!!!!!!!…the smell 🙁 ….the bone broth you’re drinking was my Great Aunt’s bones….she wasn’t the nicest but she was family. So, I’m going to say this nicely….

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