If You Don’t Like Me, Then Leave. But Also Please Stay Because I’ve Alienated Everyone Else in My Life

I told you from day one that I have a strong personality and I won’t change for anyone. If you don’t like that, then just leave. But also, please stay because everyone else I know has become sick of my bullshit.

Look, I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s because I’m unapologetically myself. If I get in a screaming match at CVS, it’s just me expressing myself. And if you’re not cool with that, then pack up your things and hit the road. But maybe stay, because my family and friends don’t talk to me anymore and being left alone is really bad for me right now.

My actions might be what some people and psychologists call “crazy” and “unstable”, but it’s just who I am. I’m a wild child who can’t be tamed by social norms and if that isn’t something you can’t handle, then just fucking get out! Although, it would be pretty cool if you stayed because I worry that if you don’t, I’ll never find another person to love me.

I’m a Taurus, so I’m naturally short tempered and stubborn. I may throw all your shit out the window and douse them with gasoline, but it’s just because that behavior is in my blood! That’s how I express my love and if you can’t see that, grab your old record player, Supreme jacket, and your vintage copy of Ham on Rye and don’t ever come back!!!! (Unless you realize that all my troubles aside, you want to be with me. That would be nice.)

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