I’m Addicted to Shoes! And Prescription Painkillers, Adderall, and Xanax

I love shoes! Sandals, sneakers, over the knee boots, you name it! I spend every waking hour looking at, thinking about, obsessing over SHOES. Friends of mine have started to tell me I “have a problem” and need to ‘”stop trying their shoes on in the middle of the night’”. But I don’t get what the big deal is, I’m just addicted to shoes! (and a whole bunch of other drugs, too).

I’m not like actually “addicted”, I just say that because I think it’s cute. Sure, I own the same Sam Edelman flats in 16 different colors, but that doesn’t mean something’s wrong with me. How I spend my money (on things like shoes, uppers, downers) are none of your business.

If I want to spend all day in a DSW, getting high in the bathroom with my stepbrother’s vyvanse and then proceed to try on every pair they have in a size 8, that’s how I’m gonna live my life!

I know that my friends and family are just worried about me, but I wish they could just give me a break. I am 23 and if my happiness comes from buying a pair of vintage Miu Miu kitten heels from my coke dealer, then so be it.

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