I’m More Than Just a Pair of Big Boobs, I Also Have a Great Ass

For most of my life, guys have always noticed my chest. But I am human, and that isn’t the most important part of me. I’m more than just a pair of big boobs, I also happen to have an amazing ass.

Ever since I got my period in the 7th grade and sprouted breasts, people have constantly commented on my ta-tas. Friends, boys in class, and even my creepy second cousin named Nelson. It seemed to be the only thing people could talk about.

At first, the attention was nice. It was flattering that people loved what my mama gave me, but after a while it just started to feel like that was the only aspect of me that people could focus on.

So, I started doing what any woman who feels like she’s been put in a box would do: I started drawing more attention to the junk in my trunk. Instead of only wearing low cut v neck band tees, I started wearing sheer yoga pants that would accentuate my bandonkadonk.

Even though I’ve dedicated long hours to making sure people finally notice my bubble butt (I’ve even “accidentally” added a naked selfie of my behind on Snapchat), people still don’t see as more than just a pair of juicy melons. I just hope that one day people will realize I have a lot more to offer than just one body part.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *