Mother’s Day Gifts That Still Won’t Make Up for How Big of a Bitch You Were to Her in Middle School

Mother’s Day is this weekend, which means it’s time to pick out a gift for the most important woman in your life! Whether your mom enjoys long walks on the beach, a book in front of the fire, or a luxurious spa day, we’ve got you covered. But no matter how awesome these gifts are, they definitely won’t make up for how much of a raging, self-centered bitch you were to her all throughout middle school.

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