Mother’s Day Gifts That Still Won’t Make Up for How Big of a Bitch You Were to Her in Middle School

Breville Barista Espresso Machine 

This is perfect for your mom, who won’t stop raving about that amazing latte she had at that adorable coffee shop on that cute street in your neighborhood. She’ll really appreciate how personal this gift is. What she won’t appreciate? The fact that you still haven’t apologized for making her life a living hell from the years 2006-2009.

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