Patriotic Cocktails To Sip On This Holiday While Ignoring the Impending Doom Facing Our Nation

“Unprotected Sex on the Beach”

This is one of our favorites! Since Congress won’t stop until Planned Parenthood is as nonexistent as a Republican’s moral compass, we thought this cocktail was named perfectly! Sip on this fruity concoction while mingling with preppy lacrosse players in Nantucket while forgetting all about the fact that very soon you may not be able to get an abortion.

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