Patriotic Cocktails To Sip On This Holiday While Ignoring the Impending Doom Facing Our Nation

“Grab Em’ by the Pussy Panty-Dropper”

The semi-sweet, semi-tartness of this drink makes it perfect for cooling off at your 4th of July barbecue. You’ll be so drunk by your second one of these that you won’t even realize that your lady purse is being grabbed by your creepy second cousin.

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