To the Guy Who Loves Me Next, Did You Know That GEICO Can Save You 15% or More on Your Car Insurance?

I’ve been heartbroken before. I’ve given my all to someone who didn’t see how special I was. I care, a lot. And that may be my biggest downfall. But I won’t stop trying. The next person I meet will have to love every part of me, no matter my prior legal obligations with a certain insurance company. To the guy who loves me next, did you know that GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance?

He’s going to have to be okay with my flaws. He’s also going to have to accept that I’m legally contracted to say GEICO’s catchphrase every 15 minutes. I’ve been with guys before who can’t handle this, but I’m not going to change who I am for love.

I know dating me comes with a lot of baggage. Not everyone has the strength, or patience, to love a human advertisement, but I know there’s a guy out there who will be willing to put up with this one major fact about me.

While we may fight, know that I am in this for the long haul. I may not be able to change some things, like this binding contract I signed with GEICO, but I will do my best to make this relationship work.

Finally, no matter how this ends, just know I’ll always be grateful for the time we spent together. Even if you move on with Flo from Progressive, I’ll at least remember what we had was special.

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