Who Said It: Casual Hookup or Ravenous Cannibal?

We’ve all been there. You’re out, having fun, enjoying a few drinks, and decide to go home with someone. But then he starts saying stuff that you’re not quite sure about…is he turned on or just hungry for human flesh? Well ladies, here’s a little quiz to help you figure it out. Next time you get eaten, it’ll be on your terms!

1. “You should probably take all that off.”

2. “I’m going to run to the bathroom before we start.”

3. “I think some oil will help.” 

4. “I’m a major butt guy.” 

5. “Mmm you smell good.” 

6. “I can’t wait to eat you out.” 

7. *Moist lip smack* 

8. “Can you go a little faster?” 

9. “I’m going to flip you around so I can get a better angle.” 

10. “Does this hurt?” 

11. “Maybe I’ll start with your toes instead.” 

12. “Okay, maybe some more oil?” 

13. “Ooo I love sucking on these. They’re a little salty.” 

14. “Pppt, pppt. I got some of your hair in my mouth.” 

15. “Oh yea, so good. I love this. I’m going to lick this all up.” 

16. “I think I poured too much oil.” 

17. *Squish squish* 

18. “Ughh I did that too quickly.” 

19. “Ow! Were those your nails?” 

20. “I’m stuffed.” 

21. “Ughhmmfk. That went down the wrong hole.” 

22. “Oh god, oh god, oh god. It’s coming up. I can’t stop it. I’m gonna—blerughughhh.” 

23. “I’ll go get the whipped cream.” 

Casual Hookup: 4, 10, 17, 

Ravenous Cannibal: 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 15, 20, 22, 

Both: 1, 2, 3, 6, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19, 21, 23

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